Newmans Own Organic Dressing, Tuscan Italian

All profits to charity. USDA organic. No artificial flavors, no artificial colors and no artificial preservatives. Legend: It is with pride that we present our new Organic dressing as originated by Dopelito Newmano III in Naples in 1892. Dope, as he was affectionately known, was the revered organist who raised sheltered veggies in his private garden, and every evening at sundown he would play special organ music he composed for his crops which grew, of course, melodiously. But Dope's organ music disappeared and only recently was it excavated, along with some Roman remains, on the Via Veneto. The music has now been inherited by his great nephew, Paolito Newmano, and is being played on organs in all Newman's Own factories, thereby ensuring an organic content that virtually sings as it anoints your salad. - Paulito Newmano. Certified organic by Oregon Tilth. Paul Newman and Newman's Own Foundation have given over $400 million to thousands of charities since 1982. Newman's Own Foundation continues Paul Newman's commitment to donate all royalties and after tax profits from this product for charitable purposes. newmansownfoundation.org.